"Has it been a lot of work? Not really. It's only work if you'd rather be doing something else."
— The late Pauline Phillips,
on her career as "Dear Abby"
"When I say there are people who will hear this and never forgive me, I understand that. I do."
— Lance Armstrong,
confessing to doping and cheating
"Amendment Two — you're going to turn that into Amendment 1.5"
— Assemblyman Jim Tedisco,
R-Schenectady, protesting
the state's new gun laws
"This is the key to getting students to stay and work in New York."
— SUNY Chancellor Nancy Zimpher,
on online learning and three-year degrees