"Obviously, you got to know your crowd."
— President Barack Obama,
after tweaking Red Sox fans
at a Boston fundraiser
"Slan agus beannacht." Or, translated, "goodbye and Godspeed."
— Former IRA commander
Martin McGuinness, after meeting with Queen Elizabeth II
"It is reasonable to construe what Congress has done as increasing taxes on those who ... choose to go without health insurance. Such legislation is within Congress's power to tax."
— Chief Justice John Roberts,
upholding Obamacare
"I miss her already."
— Chris Matthews
of MSNBC, on
the late Nora Ephron