"I have never known him to be a flirtatious person."
— Kyra Phillips
of the HLN cable network,
on David Petraeus
"The half-naked FBI agent is possibly the least likable person in this saga."
— Gail Collins of The New York Times,
on the CIA-Pentagon sex follies
"Free contraceptives were very big with young college-aged women."
— Mitt Romney,
accusing President Barack Obama
of buying Democratic voters
"Thank you, Bill, for all that fiction."
— Mayor Jerry Jennings,
upon hearing William Kennedy
recount the bad old days of Albany